June 2012
Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield: And this is crazy
Holden Caulfield: But anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
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hermionehead replied to your photoset: So I was shopping with the lovely Jaime, and I got…
the fact that the back is twisted would drive me insane… I would cut a bitch. I’m sure it looks great on you!
aww thanks dahling<3
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sweetscottishcherub:
i just
really like it when men push their sleeves up
or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows
i mean i really like it
really
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elijahthefakeghost replied to your post: elijahthefakeghost replied to your chat: My mom…
Fuck, what was it? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
1x 10^-3 kg
educated guess
that equals one gram which is the mass of a paperclip as told by internet
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elijahthefakeghost replied to your chat: My mom explains the internet to my grandma
Was it the how much mass does a paperclip have?
YES
AND I GOT THE QUESTION RIGHT BITCHES
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My mom explains the internet to my grandma
Mom: Caitlin had a question from physics, and she wanted to know if she got it right, so we looked it up. Say, even if, for example, I wanted to see what the sharpest knife was-
Me: if you're a MURDERER
Mom: i can LOOK IT UP!
katherine we should call it FROYO FRIDAYS
DO
YOU
GET
IT
May 2012
Why do so many bad things have to happen all at...
skypride:
I’m so afraid of getting hurt that I try not to like people anymore
Anonymous asked: 1, 9, 12, 27
“Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
what do you do when (of course) a creepy boy whom you do not like and feel uncomfortable around asks for your number
how do i
what do i
HALP
i swear i’m not judging him before knowing him, he’s tried to be with like every girl in my grade and he’s just a scary kid
chekhov:
Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
25 DEEP Questions. ASK ME!
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
These are so much better than those other boring questions! So what are you waiting for, drop a question in my ask if you have a few seconds to spare! XO
today was incredibly devastating horrible
i just can’t
now i’m home and i ate and i feel a little bit better, but it almost pushed me back all the way
i could have ruined months today. no, almost a year.
i can’t. this job has never made me this upset. i feel dirty.
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mycenae:
all i want is the perfect love
though i know it’s small,
i want love for us all
eti1 asked: please get it on to super sexy woman kthx
Anonymous asked: i've gone further than second base with more than two boys. does that make me a whore? i also wasn't in a relationship or in love with them. does that mean it doesn't count and i know nothing? does that mean i should regret it? there's nothing wrong with hooking up with boys if you're not in a relationship, whether it's one boy or thirty. it's not fair to imply...
“It was the kind of voice that the ear follows up and down as if each speech is...”
– The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald (via neutiquam—erro)
Anonymous asked: "ONLY 2 GUYS/ONLY 2/NOT REALLY/HARDLY" You're really worried about this XD
Anonymous asked: Who do you think I am...? I don't think I really know you any other way than blog
Anonymous asked: You suppose? The boundaries get iffy? O.O Damn, Caitlin
Anonymous asked: Why regrettably?
Anonymous asked: Regrettably? :(
Anonymous asked: What song would you like to get it on to?
Anonymous asked: Well what's second base to you?